Hi, my name is Nickie and I’m…I’m mentally promiscuous.

(via mrsdixon)

So I don’t know if I ever told you tumblr folks about my car crash earlier this year, but I was making a turn and this guy t-boned me. So my sister’s boyfriend made me a meme. And I just found it again. And I was so amused that I decided to share. 

Hi. If you’re reading this, I probably don’t know you (unless you’re Zach, Torrey, Pauline, or Corinne…). BUT I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. So message me? Because internet friends are way cooler than IRL friends. Yay! I love you!

MY DREAM IS TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST.

This is just the greatest thing I have ever found. 

This is just the greatest thing I have ever found. 

Hawkeye’s ass is my favorite Avenger, just like Kuzco is my favorite Disney Princess.

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

(via aasgardians)

the-unpopular-opinions:

Mike Shinoda is the most amazing person, singer, rapper, musician ever. 

the-unpopular-opinions:

Mike Shinoda is the most amazing person, singer, rapper, musician ever. 

If you are good at chemistry, will you contact me by tomorrow? I seriously need some help.

Do you think if I hit my head hard enough on my chem book, I’ll be smart?