Christmas Tumblr Themes

I just made a last minute decision to give up twitter snapchat facebook and tumblr for lent so i’ll see you guys later! 

hellosorrylol:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

ALL OF THEM SO SHE LIVES EVEN LONGER THAN FOREVER!!!!

gh0stpixie:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

marauders4evr:

"I never even notice the wheelchair."
“When I look at you, I don’t see the wheelchair.”
“Wheelchair. What wheelchair?”

Behold, my fellow persons with disabilities! I have successfully figured out why so many able-bodied people are terrified of us. They look at us and see random people floating several feet in the air in a sitting-position while demonically jerking our arms to move around!

rendigo:

wow way to be rude cat

rendigo:

wow way to be rude cat

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.

polyanthes:

I’m laughing so much there was this study where 2,392 American men and women aged 18 or older were presented with both tech and non-tech terms and asked to choose from three possible definitions and:

  • 18% identified ‘Blu-ray’ as a marine animal
  • 23% believe an ‘MP3’ to be a Star Wars robot
  • 27% imagine a ‘gigabyte’ to be an insect found in South America

the best part is that 61% of the people in the study said they believe it’s important to have a good grasp of technology in this day and age.

lusidar:

familyunfriendly:

my cat is wearing REAL FUR.
that’s illegal isnt it

Stop cats 2k14

mshufflepuff:

dracomafloy:

louisdelgay:

if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this

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#i dont know i think emma’s was worse

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#dan didn’t get the memo

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d0nn0:

coluring:

WHERE DO YOU EVEN NEED A TUTORIAL LIKE THIS OMFG

to date nash grier

d0nn0:

coluring:

WHERE DO YOU EVEN NEED A TUTORIAL LIKE THIS OMFG

to date nash grier